PAPPU Pass Hoga Ya Nahi???


"Pappu Cant Dance Sala"
Koi na chalta hai... but yar pappu pass toh hota hai naa...
Now the point is ki kya Pappu iss bar Pass ho payega ya nahi?

Actually this time i'm Pappu & odds for celebrations are neglegible.

Kahani shuru hoti hai, jab mujhe collz se ghar aana tha after this sem tab i worked on the "Mission RE Bachao" for 3 long lasting days...

Hua yun ki I got 28 marks in Distributed Computing while passing marks are 40.. so i was a bit away from that 'Passing Rekha'.
My fight was for 7 marks only coz thr was a grace of 5 marks, so i needed 7 more marks to get over the whole fucking situation.

Due to Internal Checking i was able to make some moves for 7 marks & in this situation thr is nothing much to do except Rona-GidGidana in each possible way.

Hard Luck, coz i was dealing with such a ma'am ki mei jo point bolun usiko ghuma fira kar unhone meri baja deni.

humari conversation kuch iss type ki hoti thi-

Ma'am-"Tumne padai ko seriously ni liya"
Me(Crying)-"Ma'am baki sub subject mei toh pass hun"
Ma'am-"ye toh or galat baat hai tumne bus mere subject ko hi seriously ni liya"
Me(Confused)-!@$W%$T^!#F@%^
Me(Buttering)-"Ma'am plzzzzzzzzzz"
Ma'am-"chalo baad me aana."

LATER-
Me(Crying)-"Ma'am number bada do, career ka sawal hai."
Ma'am-"Nahi beta isse apko sabak milega."
Me(Fattu)-"Ma'am sabak mil gaya hai plzz pass kardo."
Ma'am-"Chalo mei dekhti hun baad me aana."

LATER-
Me(Crying)-"Ma'am number bada do"
Ma'am-"Arpit meri conscience allow ni karti."
Me(Thinking)-Ma'am khoon ni karna.. number badane hain.
Me(:O)-"Ma'am plzzzz"
Ma'am-"Acha batao kahan badaun?"
Me(Suggesting)-"Ma'am is answer me badha do..."
Ma'am(Angrily)-"Acha! meri marking me kami nikalte ho??"
Me(Confused, Thinking)-Nai badane they toh poocha hi kyun tha.
Me(Apologetically)-"Sorry ma'am, aap hi dekh lo plzzz."
Ma'am-"Chalo fir baad me aana."

Iss sab ke beech mujhe pata chala ki grace 7 marks ka hai(1% of total external), so laga ki ab toh bus 5 marks hi chaiye.

& Finally on third morning, ma'am ne apna sur pakad kar mere number 33 kar hi diye...

Now according to equation 33 + grace= 40(Balle-Balle).. Yippie! Pappu pass ho gaya or mei khushi-khushi ghar aa gaya.

Lekin ho gayi dil ke paar TRAGEDY-TRAGEDY matlab SEMESTERICAL ATTYACHAR means Today i have seen the provisional result on website it says i have got a RE in DC considering the Grace of 5 marks i m not able to make upto Passing marks.

Now my only hope is the final result which will come from Panjab University & the grace marks they actually assigned for (US) Engineers...

Ab scene ye hai ki Pappu Pass hoga ya nahi?
Pass ho gya toh theek ni hua toh do baatein hongi...
RE nikal payega ya ni?
Nikal di toh theek ni nikal paya toh fir do baatein hongi...
Ma'am ke samne jakar royega-peetega ya nahi?
Na rone ka toh sawal hi nai hai...Afterall career ka mamla hai.
Toh agar fir rona peetna hi hai toh kyun na ek bar bahgwan ke aage bi try maar lun.

So m praying ki-
"hey Bhagwan iss bar bacha lo, aage se sachhi me padunga. PAKKA PROMISE."

Comments

  1. Haan bhai Pappu, ab panga le hi liya hai to suno, ye madam pagal hai kya??? Conscience allow nai karti??!!! Bhai this is the too much! But zo bhi ho, tu saale Pta kar ke rakh full n proper ki grace kinni ku hondi hai (hondi ta chullu bhar hi hai...), You know, for reference purposes for next time! :)

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  2. Yes Sir.. iss bar collz jakar sabse pehle Grace marks hi pata karne hain... :P

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  3. lol
    College Day..
    u knw i get nostalgia
    thatnks for following my blog..
    do visit at my other blog
    you Never Know

    Pallav

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  4. @Pallav: Thanks for dropping up your comments. :)

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  5. well praise for telling ur sad story in an extraodinary way((mostly dont know...))leave that well abhi tak result nai gaya hai ..still there is one chance of making it to 35 ..
    so better to cm chd and go for one chance ....isse jaida kya kahoon dost ...

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  6. Thanks for droppin by.

    But thr is no chance now. :(

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  7. cute article but sorry about the grace mark fiasco.

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  8. pappu pass hoga.....zaroor hoga.
    prashad ki rakam dugni kar k dekh le.(waise 7 no. ki grace pehle bhi logon ne li hui hai. jab mere FME mein 35 the to college k result mein fail likha tha)

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  9. Thanks For The Encouraging Words Ghannu. :)

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  10. Nice post man...liked it to the full...btw thoda pad liya karo, pappu ko mehnat karni padegi...

    www.rachitforu.blogspot.com

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  11. Thanks Dude!
    & yeah i m looking forward for PADAI as well...
    I ve learnt my lesson. :)

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  12. By god...u. Sch a nautanki man...even d simplest n stupidest things u mentiond hea...seemed sooo witty n funny .....u create magic wd yo wrds my friend! Its fun readin al dz! =)
    Talent! SALUTE!

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  13. Replies
    1. Ha Ha. Thank You Kanika.
      This post was written 3 years back when i was in 3rd year.. :P
      Your comment took me 3 years back to my collz days! :)

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