Problem & Me.. Part 2

Ab agar problems hain toh sala unka solution bi hona chaiye ki nahi???

Abey yaad aaya bey.. I am ‘The Pappu’..

&

You know the ‘The Pappu’ very well

Pappu hua Pass, hotey-hotey Fail;

Pappu… Mails se No-Mail just in one Mail;

Bole Toh

Pappu has the solution for this as well. :P

Bhool gaye bhai log.. Mere contacts upar tak hain..

Seriously Guys, all bhagwan ji..s keep ringing my fone all the time.

Anyways.. Meine phone uthaya or ghuma diya..

Ram ji ka out of reach aa ra tha maybe he is on his way back to Ayodhya with Family.. haan bhai Ravan ko maar diya gaya hai bus 18th ko Ayodhya pahunchne wale hain precisely on Diwali.. :D

I just congratulated him by Text.

Oh Shit… Bhool hi gaya… Arrey yar apni critical problems bi toh solve karni hai..

So I called up Shiv ji this time...

(Shiv ji’s Caller Tune: Mujhe duniya walon sharabi na samjho.. Mei peeta nahi hun, Pilayi gayi hai..)

Iska matlab Bhagwan ji kisi party se aaye hain..Tight Hain or Maa Parvati ne aaj fir Shiv Ji ki class lagayi hai…

Finally he picked up…

Conversation Goes Like-

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Me – Namastey Guru Dev.

Shiv ji (Senti) – Aa gayi beta yaad.. hmm?

Me – Sorry Bhagwan ji. Kya bataun badi problems hain kuch solution batao.

Shiv Ji (Poetic) – Arz Kiya Hai…

Problems Solve करने को घर से चलता है मतवाला,

'किस पथ से जाऊँ?' Confusion में है वह भोलाभाला,

अलग-अलग पथ बतलाते सब but Bacchan sahib ye kehtey hain -

'राह पकड़ तू एक चला चल, पा जाएगा मधुशाला।'

Me – Awesome Bhagwan ji, mei Vahin se aa rah hun.. koi or raasta hai toh batao.

Shiv Ji (Super Senti) – Nahi beta, Isse jyada I can’t help you.

Shiv Ji (Ultra Senti) – Or haan Pappu, I love you beta.. or ye mat sochiyo ki mujhe chad gayi hai.

Me – Same Here Bhagwan Ji.. Love You Too.. n Mujhe bi nai chadi hai.. Good Night.

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Now after the call n after all… I am left with all the problems & no real solution.

so M praying only…

Hey God, Show me the way out other than any Pub or bar. :P

P.S. God Loves You All & plz ye mat sochna ki mujhe... :)

Comments

  1. yahan ab Madhushala waale phone karke khud bulate hain... :D


    Lalit

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  2. Kya baat hai.. Bhagwan ki kya ring tone hai. Ram ji toh Sri Lanka mein holiday manane gaye honge is baar

    That was very funny :D

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  3. Male se no-male. lol.
    Nice again. You know you should write a book
    "MY CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD"
    I'd be the first n only one to buy!

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  4. @Abhi

    Soch ra tha but..
    Itna balance nai hai ki poori book hi likh dun.. ILD(Inter Lok Dialling) kafi mehngi padti hai.. :P

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  5. bhagwan ji ne toh kaha tha ki wo sirf mujse bat krte h..
    bt ye kya..dhoka :D

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    Replies
    1. Ha Ha. So you too have contacts ^Upar-Tak^ :D

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