DUDES' NIGHT OUT


Think of me in my Pyjama, Sleepers n Muffler(*after a whole night journey, then a messed up sleep*)...

You will say: Hey Dude.. Look at you Man. You look awesome in this N-F-N outfit.(*Not Fit for Night-Out*).. Go to bed now..

But!!!!

Dude Don’t want to sleep Tonight.. Dude wants to go to the Mall & Just Chill-Chill...

So Dude[1] picked up his friend Dude[2] for his FUN RIDE...

Now DUDES were ready to rock ‘n’ roll... (*Without their ‘Numero Uno/ Woodland/KOUTONS/FCUK’ on*)

They went to THE PVS MALL to play this little GAME ov GOD ‘L-A-G’ (Look-Appreciate-Go)

How to play?

INSTRUCTIONS

Step 1: Look around for the GOD’s Work

Step 2: Categorize it as Made in China/Made in India/Made in heaven

Step 3: Appreciate it n Go Away.. Then goto Step 1 or Exit.

Rule 1: Do not try to touch or talk. You are just a Passer-By. Keep Distance. Play Safe.

Enjoy.

It is a GOD’s game... So we play..

But what if you break any rules???

Ab vo toh todkar hi pata chalega naa.. Chalo aaj rules todkar kheltey hain...

START GAME..

Player 1 : DUDE[1]_ Power : G-F-N(*Good For Nothing* aka NULLA)

Player 2 : DUDE[2]_ Power : Play Guitar

CREATING SCENE.. LOADING MODULES.. INITIALIZING.. Please Wait..

Three chicks at Barista... Posing ‘N’ Clicking with guitar... :P

Normal Zindagi: Look, Smile n Go Away.

Mentos Zindagi: Break the rules.. Go Talk to them.

So we went to them & DUDE[2] used his power here...

He asked “Do you mind If we join you n play some Guitar”

Background mei I was preparing myself for playback singing. :P (*Ab sala game mei rehne ke liye kuch toh karna padta na yaar*) tabhi mujhe yaad aaya ki jab Kos-Kos door koi bachha rota hai toh uski Maa SENTI hokar bolti hai “Beta Soja nai toh vo PLAYBACK SINGER PAPPU jag jayega or agar vo jag gaya toh tu zindagi bhar ni so Payega..”

Ye yaad aatey hi meine uss Maa-Bete ke khatir apna Playback Singing ka idea drop kar diya.

I decided ki i will do the RJ job only... like Unke Favourites, dost se bajvaunga... :P

They offered us some Chocolate Pie or something... We were like “No Thanks..”.. we only play guitar for lonely chicks like you.

Stage was set for Rock ‘n’ Roll... DUDE[2] was TUNING the Guitar & DUDE[1] was preparing the list of his favourites in case if they asked for his opinion...

Everything was going just fine... Lekin hum bhool gaye they ki hum rules todkar game khel rae they...

Ab GOD ke game mei GOD se panga loge toh BAND toh bajega naa..

So BAND baja... lekin vo BAND humne nai... Bhagwan ne humara bajaya..

GUESS WHAT???

TUNING karte-karte awaz aayi.. TUKKKKK n Everyone was like WHAT THE FUKKKK??

Toota Toota ek Taar aise Toota ki fir jud na Paaya... :)

So guys Guitar ka Toot gaya... String.

Awkward Situation : We returned the Guitar to the Barista guy.. He took it with a *khaya-piya kuch nai, Guitar todkar pakda gaye* Look. Now there was no point of sitting there without Guitar.

So we wished them Merry Christmas n Kut Liye...

Tab hum Dudes ke andar ka zameer jaga...(*kaafi late jaga but jaag gaya*)

Humne Socha “Nahi yar. Yahan aaye hain toh kuch Pee-kar ke jayengey.”(*Not English wala PEE... Matlab badal jayega* :P)

Jeb mei rokda nai tha.. lekin still zameer jaga hua tha so DUDE[1] took out his dad’s debit card & ordered two cappuccino..

Fir dono Dudes ne unn bandiyon ke samne wali table ke sath padi chairs par baithkar shan se Coffee pee & socha agar Game ke rules na todey hotey toh abi BHEEGI BILLI KI TARAH COFFEE NI PEE RAE HOTE BALKI DUDE BANE GHOOM RAHE HOTEY. :|

Anyways.. It was me DUDE[1] reporting live from My Home..

Iss post ke prayojak they MENTOS... *Game Ki Lanka Laga Dey...* :?

P.S.

Watch 3 Idiots... Mast n Must Watch...

Notice the Character of Raju Rastogi played by Sharman Joshi...

3 Similarities:

1. Surname 2. Interview Scene(*Though i was not selected*) 3. He writes Blog

Comments

  1. Dude[1].The post is fuckin awsm....

    ReplyDelete
  2. betaaa...mast post yaar..awesome is the right word..freaking awesome..

    The best thing is the way u wrote it..like a script..u got amazing talent yaar...keep it up!!!.. :)

    ReplyDelete
  3. @ Amby
    Thanks Bitch. :D

    @ Kittu
    sala ur comment keep me going with my blog.. i knw kuch bi likho.. koi padhe na padhe.. kittu jaroor padega. :P
    Thanks Man. :)

    ReplyDelete
  4. hehehehe...I love to read as much as i love to write...keep writing bro..

    Padhna likhna to khuda bhi tumse nahin chheen sakta.. :D

    ReplyDelete
  5. that was one superb post... i mean kahaan se kahaan chali gayiii....

    i mean awesome doesnt even define it... dude[1] you just lifted my dead ass day..... :P....

    take care and keep writing..........

    ReplyDelete
  6. @ Thousif
    Ha Ha Man.. :D :D

    Thank You.. Thank You.. :)

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

You have reached Notebook, Please leave a comment after the BEEP!

*Beep*

There you go :)

Popular Posts