Fuck It, Forget It...

Please don’t read it if you have any problem with proper ‘hindi wali gaalis’ coz this post is goin to be full of them...

Title: Fuck It, Forget It.

But how?

Gist of the story: Today Infosys came for the placement & I was not selected...

Fuck that.

Minimum eligibility criteria for Infy were 60% in 10th & 12th plus 65% in engineering till 6th sem with no active backlog.
Now I just fulfilled the criteria..
My stats are like: 60.67% in 10th & 63.20% in 12th plus 66.37% in Engineering till now with no RE.
Big Deal. :)

I was fucking eligible to sit for the recruitments.

Now fuck that as well.

It all started with written exam with two sections of Maths & Verbal.

I surprisingly cleared this fucking shit as well. M good with maths but i cheated in this section, no big deal. But i cleared verbal on my own, Big deal Man.

But Fuck that as well.

About Infy, they say you clear the written & placement is all yours. Interview is just a formality.

Here comes the funny part, i fucked with the formality.

According to me, my interview went all well but i was not selected.

Behen-chow what the fuck is that?????

They selected 74 students out of 85 students & i was not one of them.

Now i am like : Infy ki Maa ki C....* Big tym*

Ab saala mann toh karra hai ki poori post hi gaaliyon se bhar doon... coz that is the only thing um good at..

Fuck everything ben-chow that too in proper Hindi...

Maa-chow i dropped twice before i get into this college...

First Drop- saala IIT ka screening nikal gaya but Mains ne meri le li... AIEEE ki rank was 33000 toh wahan bi BC kuch ni milna tha so i dropped again.

Second Drop- IIT ne fir meri le li.. but AIEEE mei 11636 rank aa gayi...

I actually got a fucking full scholarship(for one year) in this collz based on my Rank(2nd topper of my collz)...
But fuck it hard man coz i dun knw why, just fuck it... Does not matter.

Now um sittin here after not facing the guys who got selected just coz they cann’t be happy for themselves coz they r sad for me.
Fuck That Real Hard...

Fags dun help you out in such condition. Holyyyyyyyyyyyy FuuuuuuuuCCCKKKKKKKK.

Soch ke baitha tha ki pata ni kya-kya likhunga but nahi aa ra saala bahar...

Maa-chow i feel like crying lekin you can’t do it with people around you...
Fuck this freaking situation...

My bro offered me 5000 bucks plus I-pod just to make me feel good....
Fuck It AGAIN but not so hard...


Oh GOD!!!! :(



  1. bro itz okk,u tried hard..infy waalon ki itni kismat nhi ki tum jaise ko le sake..life always has sum better in store 4 us..God might be having bigger planz 4 u..dis phase is tough..keep on trying,u r a wonderful guy and u ll definitely get better in life dan dose stupid infy selectors..keep faith,keep moving.and keep writing..

  2. dun wrry sir ji..
    evry blockbuster has its tym..
    urs wil ba surprising n a legendary one..i hav that belief in u..
    luv u..

  3. thanks anonymous bro. :P

    now you jst fucked it up with your anonymity. :P
    Anyways.. Thanks a lot for such sweet words.

  4. @ chittu.

    yeah man.. waiting for my time.. :) jst like winning the mother-fucker 1st prize.

    Love You toooooo.... ;)

  5. anonymous guy 4got 2 sign in his google account 2 comment..anywayzz i m simar(simpu 4 u):P

  6. sirji its really sad and hard and i dont want to make it harder with more such words ...... the thing is that ki please don,t lose hope... try and try and keep trying.... and i really believe in luck and fate , i guess these are bad times...we can only help you with words (hard truth) but trust me you are someone who can make things better... you are a great man .. sach me ( u remember i used to be ur roommate .. i guess i know you better ).. luv ya

  7. @Andy
    Love you yara..
    m not goin 2 commit suicide.. tension na ley..
    bus apne dil ki bhadaas nikal di yar.
    Thanks a lot anyways.. words do help a lot. :)

  8. abe chill maar...
    tere lie doosri company bulaenge.....

  9. Job aur ladki kabhi bhee kahin bhee kaise bhee mil sakte hain.Is liye is visay par jitna kam socha jaye utna achcha hia !!
    Take a fag
    if it doesn't work
    jerk off !! its a luxury you as a young boy can afford to vent off the frustation and anger !!

  10. thanks, & um chilling already..
    bus jo peeche chilly ghusi hui thi usko nikal kar post bana di.. :P

  11. @ bhaiya,
    right.. Fag z with me..
    um waitin for the right moment to JERK OFF.. I like it when it is cold outside.. then the MAZAA of warming up your body is much more.. :P
    abi 2:23 baje hain.. after an hour it ll be cooler outside & hotter inside. ;)
    I like it that way.
    Thanks Anyways.

  12. Oye..chill maar saale..its infy's loss not urs...there are better opportunities waiting for u bro..keep faith in your self and in God..cuz you never know when ur life turns around..and dont ever lose hope..ok..just fuck it and forget it and concentrate on the future..

    Tension ni meri jaan... :)

  13. Koi na yaara..Two more LITES and u'll be great to go.. :)

  14. @ Kittu & Abhi.

    :( --> :| --> :) --> :D

  15. crazy idea i know but how do u think credit cruch affected porn?

  16. Nice post & nice blog. I love both.

  17. @ Anonymous
    Thanks. :P
    n keep visiting.

  18. is porn the only winner during credit crunch?

  19. yeah sure... :P
    It always been top of the world. :D

  20. you know the SAME thing happened to one of my friends, and I lost out on the chance too for a very dumb thing I did. But hey, life doesnt end here. Infy is hyped too much to be a gr8 company. It's not. They make u work your ass off and give u peanuts for renumeration. So chillax! Lots of fish in the sea ;)

  21. @ Smita

    Hey.. Sry to hear bout u.. :(
    n sure lyf doesnt end here.. :)

    *So chillax!*
    Hum chill hi marte hain.. :D :D

    *Lots of fish in the sea ;)*
    Hope we catch one big SHARK & it wont bite us.. :P

  22. Irritating blog... used the word f*** so many times... and all those who commented again and again used that hell word.. get lost..

  23. @ Nisha ::

    Thanks for your honest comment!
    What can i say.. :\
    It was a situational post!
    I am sorry, if i offended you somehow!

    Happy Blogging!

  24. such a fucking feelings u feel during your placement procedure.....
    but we should never lose our hope.....

    1. Yes. Hope is a good thing! :)

      Welcome to my blog Pankaj..

      Happy Life!

  25. ab toh mera time agya placement ka...mera kya hga...:D


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