You will say: Hey Dude.. Look at you Man. You look awesome in this N-F-N outfit.(*Not Fit for Night-Out*).. Go to bed now..
Dude Don’t want to sleep Tonight.. Dude wants to go to the Mall & Just Chill-Chill...
So Dude picked up his friend Dude for his FUN RIDE...
Now DUDES were ready to rock ‘n’ roll... (*Without their ‘Numero Uno/ Woodland/KOUTONS/FCUK’ on*)
How to play?
Step 1: Look around for the GOD’s Work
Step 2: Categorize it as Made in China/Made in India/Made in heaven
Step 3: Appreciate it n Go Away.. Then goto Step 1 or Exit.
Rule 1: Do not try to touch or talk. You are just a Passer-By. Keep Distance. Play Safe.
Player 1 : DUDE_ Power : G-F-N(*Good For Nothing* aka NULLA)
Player 2 : DUDE_ Power : Play Guitar
CREATING SCENE.. LOADING MODULES.. INITIALIZING.. Please Wait..
Three chicks at Barista... Posing ‘N’ Clicking with guitar... :P
Normal Zindagi: Look, Smile n Go Away.
Mentos Zindagi: Break the rules.. Go Talk to them.
So we went to them & DUDE used his power here...
He asked “Do you mind If we join you n play some Guitar”
Background mei I was preparing myself for playback singing. :P (*Ab sala game mei rehne ke liye kuch toh karna padta na yaar*) tabhi mujhe yaad aaya ki jab Kos-Kos door koi bachha rota hai toh uski Maa SENTI hokar bolti hai “Beta Soja nai toh vo PLAYBACK SINGER PAPPU jag jayega or agar vo jag gaya toh tu zindagi bhar ni so Payega..”
Ye yaad aatey hi meine uss Maa-Bete ke khatir apna Playback Singing ka idea drop kar diya.
I decided ki i will do the RJ job only... like Unke Favourites, dost se bajvaunga... :P
They offered us some Chocolate Pie or something... We were like “No Thanks..”.. we only play guitar for lonely chicks like you.
Stage was set for Rock ‘n’ Roll... DUDE was TUNING the Guitar & DUDE was preparing the list of his favourites in case if they asked for his opinion...
Everything was going just fine... Lekin hum bhool gaye they ki hum rules todkar game khel rae they...
Ab GOD ke game mei GOD se panga loge toh BAND toh bajega naa..
So BAND baja... lekin vo BAND humne nai... Bhagwan ne humara bajaya..
TUNING karte-karte awaz aayi.. TUKKKKK n Everyone was like WHAT THE FUKKKK??
Toota Toota ek Taar aise Toota ki fir jud na Paaya... :)
So guys Guitar ka Toot gaya... String.
Awkward Situation : We returned the Guitar to the Barista guy.. He took it with a *khaya-piya kuch nai, Guitar todkar pakda gaye* Look. Now there was no point of sitting there without Guitar.
So we wished them Merry Christmas n Kut Liye...
Tab hum Dudes ke andar ka zameer jaga...(*kaafi late jaga but jaag gaya*)
Humne Socha “Nahi yar. Yahan aaye hain toh kuch Pee-kar ke jayengey.”(*Not English wala PEE... Matlab badal jayega* :P)
Jeb mei rokda nai tha.. lekin still zameer jaga hua tha so DUDE took out his dad’s debit card & ordered two cappuccino..
Fir dono Dudes ne unn bandiyon ke samne wali table ke sath padi chairs par baithkar shan se Coffee pee & socha agar Game ke rules na todey hotey toh abi BHEEGI BILLI KI TARAH COFFEE NI PEE RAE HOTE BALKI DUDE BANE GHOOM RAHE HOTEY. :|
Anyways.. It was me DUDE reporting live from My Home..
Iss post ke prayojak they MENTOS... *Game Ki Lanka Laga Dey...* :?
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