Pehli JOB se Pehle NASHA
Today, It was my first day on the JOB... :)
& i would like to tell you, my-story behind this JOB... :P
9½ hours before the JOB ::
My FB status says "Um fuckin 6 pegs down.. N um gonna join my company today only.. Precisley after 9½ hours later.. So u shud wish me luck.. Cheers!"
I wrote that kyunki,
I was truly-madly-deeply TALLI at big FAREWELL night following by the biggest morning of my life...
& when the biggest morning of my life arrived, I was Hanging-Over the De-Hydration effect...
My all body-water was drained out because of Alcohol...
So i drank a lot of water in the morning... I even drank one Ice Tea *not* worth Rs.70 to get over the Hang-Over effect...
But it actually turned out as Excessive Mutra-Visarjan effect...
here comes the all new PISS song for you::
I pissed before signing the Employee Form.. yea!
I pissed after signing the Employee Form.. yea-yea!
I pissed before signing the Agreement Form.. yo!
I pissed after signing the Agreement Form.. yo-yo!
I was Fucked n Lost
My head kept spinning n i kept pissing all day long.. whoa!!
Songs Apart... It was no fun being drunk on the very first day of your job. :|
*Do not try this stunt in your life, Performed by very trained cum talented srewers* :P
Few hours after the all day long tiring JOB(back in hostel) ::
I was sitting idle but comments shown in above pic inspired me to write a post about whatever happened... :))
So here I am.. :)
P.S. I wish that from Monday onwards I ll do something else then Pissin 'my balls out' or Spinnin 'my brains out'!
P.P.S. Thank you guys for being such a nice reader of mine... & your best wishes rock guys!!! *FUEL FOR MY LIFE* keep me Runnin 'out of water'...
"Oh teri fir De-Hydration ho jayega, Ab mera kya hoga?? Kalia.. :P"
MORAL of My-Story - Never get drunk before your day of joining... ;) *wisdom quote*