Friday, February 19, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
*What the FUCK???* is something you already know....
Now the point is *What is FUCK???*
Lemme give it a try to make you understand what is fuck...
My phone is fucking dead...
Pehle Job nahi thi abi life me Phone bi nahi hai.. L
I am Jobless.. Phonelss.. Hopeless.. Tired Ass *Its rhyming* :P Hee Hee Hee
*Topic Change* *Post Title: I am not made for study...*
My papers are going on... & I am not studying...
My friend just asked: kal paper de ra hai??
I: Han, Why Not???
He: Going to study???
I: No man.. You kidding me..
He: I am proud of you.
I: Thanks man.. You keep my spirits high..
He is gone...
Now I will tell you, ki mei padta kyun nahi hun... n why i am not afraid of papers..
Sala, I am the proud student, who has got ½ marks in sessionals.. I bet zero is far easy to score than ½.. You have to put a lot of efforts to score ½ marks.. :D
My question to all the teachers is:
"Kyun number-number karte ho?? kyun number pe tum marte ho???"
My answer to all the teachers is:
"Kya hota hai numbers ka.. Numbers ki laga doon dheri... Mei barish kar doon numbers ki jo vo ho jaye meri..." :P
lekin tabhi GEETA ne mera hath pakda or pyar se mere kaan me kaha : Pappu, tum kya lekar aaye the or kya lekar jaoge??? Ye number.. Ye duniya.. Sab moh-maya hai...
N just because of that BHAGAWAD-GEETA I dropped my plan to score high in exams...
Oh GOD you don’t want me to study... Mei toh apki banayi ek kathputli hoon...
*karte aap ho, lagti meri hai...* :P
Now, I would like to request all the teachers in shairana andaaz ki:
“number kyun dekhte ho, dil mei utar ke dekho na.. :P
or jab dil mei utrogey toh pata chalega ki..
“Dil toh bachha hai ji, thoda kacha hai ji.. :P
Or ye bachha nahi padhna chahta..
Yahan tak ki Pink Floyd ne bi apne shabdon mei kaha hai ki:
“We don’t need no education... We don’t need no thought control..
Hey teachers! Leave us kids alone... All in all you’re just like another brick in the wall..
*oh man I love this song....*
Chalo guys you have fun...
This is Me reporting live from crime scene.. jahan ye Pappu paper ke liye padai nahi kar raha.. or appeal kar raha hai is nirdayi duniya se ki stop judging us kids on our Marks-Shit...
Kya hoga iska??? Janne ke liye padhte rahiye Notebook...