Sunday, January 30, 2011

Pappu & Card

Get drunk is out my friends... The new mantra is Stay drunk... :)

Today, I am thinking of yesterday & LoLing out loud on my own... :D


I was working on Saturday...

Well, in our company we do half days on Saturdays...

See, they fuck up with our weekends...Yea, this corporate world is after our Ass...

Man! We deserve two full days off...

SO THAT --->

  • we get drunk on Saturday mornings


  • survive the hangover on Sunday mornings

Sounds fun right??

But somehow I liked these weekend fuck ups more coz,

Somebody said –If you want to be any kind of HOLIC be workaholic...

& that somebody is me! *Enrique style* :P

Now, where the fuck was I??

Yes.. I was working full day on Saturday...

Then Me & the other guy left office @ 8:15pm...

He asked me if I have any plans... I said No...

Neither me nor he had any plans, so we decided to hit the Bar...

After few pegs... I was drunk enough to drink even more...

So we headed to my favourite place & that is Ruby Tuesday...

This place is awesome... I actually took the membership of RT...


Fun part is every time I go to RT with limited budget.... I pay bill by card

& next morning Bill is the only memory left out of the night...


Same happened with me today...

I opened my sleepy eyes & checked for all the things...

& you won’t believe me guys but what I saw today was the reason of my drinking...

This is it... All this time I was drinking because of my Card.

I saw my card in wallet wrapped up with that bill...

My Card was making out with RT bill shamelessly in front of my eyes...

Damn! I am a part of my Card’s dirty game...

My Card is so much into one night stands with those high profile RT bills that it makes me go there & drink...

Holy shit... I am paying thousand of bucks just because my Card wants to get hooked with RT bills...


I threw that RT bill out of my flat & came back to my Card & asked Why...??

*all emotional*

Me: Why Card... Why did you do this to me?

Card: Pappu, I was going to tell you about this... BUT *speechless*

Me: But what Card?? Aren’t those shopping bills good enough for you???

Card: They are fine... But they are not classy like RT bills...

Me: Oh Card! You are telling me that ESPIRIT, UCB bills are not your class??

Card: Pappu, It’s not like that... It’s you... You look happy when you drink.

Me: Now you are blaming me for your games. Card, I can be happy on my own.

Card: If it is so then I won’t mind sleeping alone.

Me: Well Card, if you think so much for me then I won’t let you sleep alone.

Card: Are we going to RT again???

Me: Shut up asshole... Your treat of tonight will be a movie bill.

Card: Which movie??

Me: Does it matter??

Card: Yes... Bills are like the movie. Last time I had candle light dinner with No one killed Jessica Bill... That bill kept crying all night long.

Me: Oh Man... So sad... I am sorry for you.

Card: Fuck you... What sorry? You watched it twice & you have no idea how hard it is to be with crying bills.

Me: Sorry man... & I didn’t know before that you were sleeping around with bills.

Card: Its fine bro... So what’s the program??

Me: Dude... I will get you Dil Toh Bachha Hai Ji Bill...

Card: Adult movie??

Me: Yesss! ;)

Card: Sounds erotic... who is the hero?

Me: Emran Hashmi... Hi5!

Card: WTF!

Me: WTF?????

Card: These Hasmi Movie Bills I tell you... They suck man... Hashmi left nothing for us.. I remember the MURDER Bill... It was too tired that it slept all night...

Me: Hard luck man...

Card: Hmmm... Anyways it’s nice that we talked.

Me: Seriously Man... Chal we got to go now.


It was the story of Pappu & Card.

From that day on Pappu & Card become best buddy around.

Pappu do all the shopping & Card gets all the Bills.

People say they still go to the Ruby Tuesday sometimes. :)

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Emptiness by Rohan Rathore :: Awesome Song

Hi guys..
Just wanted to share this song with you guys.. :)
Heard of it few days back n found it awesomely amazing.. :)

History of this song :: Some IITian guy recorded this song for his GF n died after 15 days..
He had cancer.

Dunno whether this story is true or not but this song is worth a watch.. :)

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Happy New Year

Dear All,

I Wish you guys a very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011.. :)

'May this year brings you everything you ever wished for...'

Because STARS are telling me that 2012 will be the END of the world.. :(

Yess guys, I have the power to watch & read the STARS...


John Cusack & Amanda Peet are the STARS
& I saw them in the movie 2012.. :P

At first, I did not believe them saying it...
so I DOWNLOADED the SUBTITLES of movie & read it by myself.
2012 will be THE END. :D

Now, what i want to say here is that no matter
whether 2012 comes or not..
I wish that each & every good thing happens to you..
in year 2011.. :)
We will deal with 2012 later.. :P

My 2010 was not as Good as it supposed to be.. :
There were so many first time bad experiences in my life,
Technically there was only one but it was so huge..
..that it made everything else a bad experience.. :(

but B-LOGICALLY, my 2010 was real Good

of 2010 was super awesome.. :)

Then i won so many of blogging awards in year 2010...
I would like to show off these awards in my New Year post..

Awards presented to my Notebook





IT's The Time To Disco.. la la la lala..

Hold Your Breath..
IT's YEAR 2011 & i am going to present the BEST BUDDIES AWARD to the bestest of my BLOGGER BUDDIES...


Thousif Raza :: Soul Space
Ankit Beri :: An Image of Shadow
Viddhi :: Ariel's Men, Matters And Memories !
Niraj :: Masalla Lemonade
Smita MIshra :: To Be Continued...
Nitin Khanna :: Nitin Khanna's Ghast
Abhishek Malpani :: UNWRITTEN

Thanks for always being there... :)